Gnome Dinner Song-By Susan Thomas

We are going to eat you

Please don't worry

It won't hurt...much

We're going to roast you

so you're tender and juicy

So we can eat you

We're going to use 

your bones as toothpicks

We are going to eat you

do us a favor

please sit still

and don't scream

We are going to eat you

and screaming 

won't stop us

It may be painful

but please don't cry

Tears ruin the flavor

We are going to eat you

So sit still

and don't put up a fight

because we are going to eat you

You'll be yummy in our tummy

I look forward to 

digesting you

because we are going to eat you

(Gnomes freak me out and this song popped into my head.)