Things to say when you are drawing a blank:
1. Elephants should be purple and have the power to make people disappear when they hunt them.
2. Do you think clowns are enemies or allies with lawn gnomes who's every thought is their next meal of human flesh.
3. Why do men have nipples?
4.Wouldn't it be fun if elevators traveled diagonally instead.
5.Would anyone like flamingos if they were just an ordinary brown?
6.What if when something exploded it wasn't destroyed but transformed into thousands of miniature versions of what you blew up. If that were true wouldn't that make July 4th more interesting?
7.Did God create us on purpose or was it an accident?
8.You aren't one of THOSE people are you? Don't specify what you mean.
9. Why don't they invent a special kind of underwear that makes your farts smell nice?
10.We should travel by bouncing bubble. If would be more fun and good for the environment. Plus accidents wouldn't hurt anyone.
11. What if aliens came here for peace? Would we even know since we tend to shoot first and ask later.
12. I don't think my car likes me. Any advice to change it's mind?
13. Who saw leaves growing out of the ground and thought yummy. I love roughage. By the same token who thought hey I'll kill my friend bambi and eat it.
14. Would you eat me if we were stranded for a long period of time without food?
15. Am I annoying? (repeat every 10 seconds for five minutes.)
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